Bureaucratic circles are agog with excitement. A news has leaked out that besides the Porn-Ombudsman at the Centre, there would be Porn-Ombudsmen at the State level. There would be a Porn-Watch Officer in each district. Rumours have it that a Class I Service would be constituted for this.
Meanwhile the UPSC is reportedly getting ready to test candidates for their suitability to man this Service. One issue under consideration is of giving due weightage to experience of the candidates. Imagine a question "Indicate your experience (in hours) in watching porn? Aspirants too have started cramming up the life histories of porn-stars.
Weather this would be an All India Service or a Central Service, is still not clear.However what is absolutely certain is that it is going to be the most popular government service in India.
One hopes government would also consider appointing retired Officers as Consultants....Remember civil servants never retire!
Chucke...Chuckle
Tuesday, August 4, 2015
"Pappa, Pappu & Porn-Ombudsman" by K.J.S.Charath
Pappu: Pappa, Pappa.
Pappa: Yes Pappu.
Pappu: I have finally decided what I will become when I grow up.
Pappa: That's great. What would you like to become?
Pappu: Porn-Ombudsman
Pappa: (Shouting) Go and finish your school home work, you naughty fellow.
Pappa: Yes Pappu.
Pappu: I have finally decided what I will become when I grow up.
Pappa: That's great. What would you like to become?
Pappu: Porn-Ombudsman
Pappa: (Shouting) Go and finish your school home work, you naughty fellow.
"Pappa, Pappu & an out of the box idea" by K.J.S.Chatrath
Papa: (Reading his newspaper loudly)...A government project anchored by All India Radio, and the Ministry of Information and Broadcasting will draw up a plan to train 3,000 beggars to sing and publicize various government schemes in major cities.(news)
Pappu: Hmmmm...
Pappa: Kya idea hai Sirji!
Pappu: But Papa I have some doubts?
Pappa: Go ahead and ask Pappu.
Pappu: Would the selection of these beggar musicians be done through Vyapam or the UPSC?
Pappa: Well...well
Pappu: And would they be treated as government employees- entitled to pay, dearness allowance, House rent allowance etc...
Pappa: Have you finished your school homework Pappu?
Pappu: Hmmmm...
Pappa: Kya idea hai Sirji!
Pappu: But Papa I have some doubts?
Pappa: Go ahead and ask Pappu.
Pappu: Would the selection of these beggar musicians be done through Vyapam or the UPSC?
Pappa: Well...well
Pappu: And would they be treated as government employees- entitled to pay, dearness allowance, House rent allowance etc...
Pappa: Have you finished your school homework Pappu?
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