'Death be not proud etc.etc.' by K.J.S.Chatrath

At 71, I know that I am inching towards death. I am not afraid of dying (till now) though I do not know how I would behave when the time actually comes.

But one thought definitely perturbs me. Being so used to a morning cup of hot tea, how would I manage in Hell?

'Sorry. No bed tea in Hell', I was informed when I checked up its website (www.GoToHell.com) which added, 'it is served only in Heaven!'

So let me enjoy my morning cuppa while I am still here!