Farukh Shaikh, RIP

Farukh Shaikh, RIP....we will miss this gentleman actor

Motivational Quotes & New Year Resolutions...Bah!

Now that New Year is just round the corner, some people are going to flood the internet with 'Motivational Quotes' and 'New Year Resolutions'....Bah!

'Employer's salary' read as 'Employee's salary" ?

The learned Prosecutor read "Employer's salary" as "Employee's salary"...and slammed a case

Ha...ha....ha...ha

Let IAS offficers relax after retirement:

Let IAS officers not accept any post retirement jobs...it is good for their health and especially for their backbones....which will become straighter and stronger...None of us is indispensable..let the younger officers move up...Sit back and relax after retirement.

Written exams + interview for IAS aspirants from the state services...news

The reported decision of the UPSC to prescribe for induction, two written tests and an interview for the IAS aspirants from the state services is a welcome step.

April to be Sikh Heritage month in the provice of Ontariao, Canada- news

The Legislative Assembly of Ontario, Canada has decided to have April as the Sikh Heritage month in Ontario every year...

Oh, Balle, Balle ji....

Pappa, Pappu & the Aam Admi Party

Pappu: Pappa, now that the Aam Admi Party seems to have decided to form the government in Delhi, you would hence forth be busy taking important decisions and running the government.

Pappa: Why would I be busy? I have done my duty as a conscientious citizen and voted and then given my views on the referendum?

Pappu: But Pappa there would be many more decisions to be taken by you?

Pappa: Such as?

Pappu: Referendums to decide:(i) Who would head the government and be the Chief Minister?
(ii) Who all would be the Ministers?
(iii) Who would get which portfolio?
(iv) Which Minister would be allotted which room in the Secretariat?
(v) Allotment of flats to Ministers- which Minister should get which flat?
(vi)... ...

Pappa: Stop it atonce. Go and do your home work.

Pappa, Pappu & Mr. Preet Bharara.

Pappa: This is a problem. This is a serious problem.

Pappu: What is the problem Papa?

Pappa: You see, now that the Lokpal bill has been passed, the country has to look for a suitable distinguished person to hold this august position?

Pappu: Have you thought about Mr. Preet Bharara, Pappa?

USA & the Nannies ...

Shobha De' has come up with a good one in The Times of India....here is an extract:

“…Yes, about the nanny. She was underpaid! That is a major crime in America. You don’t underpay nannies! You can shoot people. Kill innocent school kids. Send drones. Bomb the hell out of unfriendly countries. Take hostages. But hey — when it comes to illtreating nannies…now, that’s another matter. We have a zero tolerance policy for that… …”

Read the full piece at: http://blogs.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/politically-incorrect/page/authorProfile?page=authorProfile

Mr. Tarun Tejpal

Remember Mr. Tarun Tejpal? Where is this gentleman these days?

Most shameless person

Who is the most shameless person sticking to his post?

Yes, you don't need a second guess!

'Strip search reciprocation by India'

(Source: The Times of India, December 19, 2013)

Most arrogant country of the world...

Which is the most arrogant country of the world?

Yes, you don't need a second guess!

3 dynasties

Pappa: Let me test your knowledge of Indian history.

Pappu: Yes Pappa.

Pappa: Name three dynasties of the past.

Pappu: Gupta dynasty, Mughal Dynasty and Nehru-Gandhi dynasty!

Paapa: You naughty fellow!

Nelson Mandela RIP

As the old limerick says:

Of the gone and the dead,
Nothing but good shall be said!

I admire Nelson Mandela as every one else does...but I am intrigued that he could not get along well with any of his three wives...Oh please tell me that I am wrong!

Karnataka Innovations Fund

'K'taka creates Rs.20 cr. corpus to fund innovative ideas' (The Times of India, December 5, 2013).....Good initiative

Self styled Godman caught ...news

A self-styled Godman's son, who too is a self styled Godman was reportedly caught by police along with his aides near the Delhi border at around midnight, while trying to enter from Haryana disguised as a Sikh man......


Remember another self-styled 'Baba' tried to run away from police by disguising himself as a woman sometime back....


What to say?

Mangalyaan leaves earth's orbit...Bravo

Mangalyaan leaves earth's orbit...and starts racing towards the orbit of Mars..Bravo Indian scientists................

Gaddi chaldee chalangan mardee...