'Pappa, Pappu & sob-sob'- by K.J.S.Chatrath

Pappa: (Reading the newspaper aloud): Hon'ble Sushma Swaraj says, "Never recommended help for Lalit Modi, only helped his cancer stricken wife on humanitarian grounds".

Pappu: Ouaanh-Ouaanh, sob-sob, tears-tears...

Pappa: Now, now, why are you crying?

Pappu: Such a touching story...Ouaanh-Ouanh..

Pappa: Hmmmmm....