Sunday, October 30, 2011

Ah... this monkey business...

"2 lakh monkeys to be sterlized by June 2012"

"Shimla: The himachal government has set a deadline of june 30 next year to sterlise two lakh mokeys in the state.

About 25 sterilisation centres would be set up across the state for the purpose.

To attract people to the project, government has decided to give cash incentive of Rs. 500 per creature.

A decision to this effect was taken in the cabinet meeting.... ...."





(Source: The Times of India, October 19, 2011)

Friday, October 21, 2011

HAPPY DIWALI

One of my young service colleagues was ruing the other day that in spite of being honest, the perception about services was becoming more and more negative and wondered what could be done to arrest and reverse the trend. There is an often flogged advice “You should not only be honest but also appear to be honest.”

In just a few days from now we would be celeberating Diwali. It is a festival of joy and giving and receiving small presents is definately a part of it. This is also the time when one sees cars stopping in front of the houses of some of the politicians and bureaucrats and well dressed persons seen entering those place with ‘dabbas’ of sweets, baskets of fruits and one does not know what else. The common man is likely perceive these as signs of corruption in the politicians and the bureaucrats.

Let us leave the politicians out and talk of our own fraternity. The All India Services Conduct Rules and the Central Civil Services Conduct Rules specify what one can accept as a gift and what one should not. The relevant provision is quite stringent and clear even though couched in a very legalistic officialese. One is permitted to accept gifts up to the value of Rs. One Thousand. On religious and social occasions one can accept gifts up to Rs. Five Thousand from one’s near relatives and personal friends. Besides there is a prohibition to give or accept dowry.

Let us take the hypothetical case of a District Collector or an Income Tax Officer posted in a district headquarters. The common man sees a long stream of people going to the residence of the Sahib on Diwali day with small gifts of value of less than Rs. One thousand each. It may be fine so far as the Rules are concerned but creates a wrong perception in the minds of the public.

So what does the poor officer do? Aceept no gift from any one or accept only bouquets of flowers? My personal view is that it is not that difficult to say ‘No’ to every one from day one- no presents- no sweets-no fruits-no bouquets and even -no calendars/ diaries. Believe me no one gets hurt if you refuse his gift. On the other hand this evokes an admiration.

I recently chanced to see the to see the instructions given to young ICS officers posted in the districts as Asst Colllectors and was greatly impressed. I am going to quote the relevant portion in full, even though it is a bit long.

“Although under the Rules you are permitted to receive fruit and flowers, and although there is no objection to accepting a few mangoes or a bunch of grapes from a country gentleman’s own orchard or vineyard, yet you will find life easier if you make a definite rule never to accept any “Dalis”, i.e. basket of fruits of varying kinds, cakes etc., for such are often of more than “trifling value”. If you accept such a “Dali” from a well-to-do merchant or landlord, to whom the cost is of no consequence, you can hardly, without giving offence, refuse to accept them from others, including from those who cannot afford to make such presents, but who feel that they are socially bound to give them or that it would help their social or business prospects if they did. The rule never to accept any Dali is simple, and, when known to your friends, will be appreciated and observed.

You will not, however, be able to escape the acceptance of garlands or flowers on various suitable and unsuitable occasions. But it is well to issue a definite order that garlands and fruits are never received from your own subordinates of whatever rank. It is embarrassing to be garlanded by a Mamlatdar whose administration you may have just been criticizing with acerbity, or by a clerk with a large family who ought not to waste his money on flowers.”*

Have a Happy Diwali!



(*Source: Assistant Collector’s Manual” by Sir Fredric S.P. Lely, Government Central Press, Bombay, 1938, pages 168-169)

Sunday, October 16, 2011

'Sarkari' is in fashion!



A well cared for bench in a Sarkari Office?

Naw... a fashionable piece of furniture in an expensive hill resort.

Monday, October 10, 2011

OH NO, ANOTHER “RATH” YATRA?

Now that Mr. LK Advani is starting his "Rath yatra" from today, I am tempted to repeat my blog which I wrote on September 9, 2011:

"Having spent 36 years in Orissa, any mention of Ratha Yatra at once brings to mind the early part of July, heat and high humidity and over 5 lakh devotees on the Badadanda (the great path) braving it all to have a glimpse of Lord Jagannaths’s Ratha or the chariot. It is faith and devotion in its purest form.

But today’s piece about Rath Yatra of another type- yesterday’s announcement of the veteran leader Shri Lal Krishan Advani that he is going to take out another Rath Yatra - this time to focus on the problem of corruption facing the country. Remember he is a vetern of Rath Yatras? The Sarathi (driver) of Shri Advani’s Rath (which really is a bus) must be getting ready to get the vehicle serviced and preparing for a long journey on the road.

First of all why not keep this ‘Yatra’ distinct from Lord Jagannath’s Ratha Yatra and not christen it as “Rath Yatra” but call it something like, say Yatra against Corruption?

As is known, Shri Anna Hazare has already announced that he would be taking out a march or Yatra against corruption in the country. May be the two leaders would consult each other so that they are not doing ‘Yatras’ in the same area. One doesnt know at this stage if Anna’s Yatra would be from North to South of the country and the Advani Yatra from West to East or the other way round.

It is not unlikely that taking a cue from their leader, the MPs and MLAs belonging to Shri Advani’s party would take out such Anti-Corruption Yatras in their respective constituencies. And the ruling political party (which seems to be having very good prospects of becoming the future Opposition Party) MPs and MLAs too would be under pressure to take out such Yatras against corruption in their respective constituencies.

Likewise the NGOs would not be left far behind and they would also take out their Yatras. The Left Parties would surely launch their Yatras too but may term those as ‘Marches by the Workers and the Peasants’. Schools would vie with each other to take out such Yatras.

Imagine what? There would be hundreds of Yatras against corruption crisscrossing the country at the same time. Would this not adversely impact the economic and academic activities in the country. “Dont you think we care too?” someone would roar in to explain, “after all we are doing this for eradicating corruption and speeding up development.” What can one say to this except giving a silent look of utter amazement at the explanation.

I remember when I was young there used to be a popular digestive called the “Rambaan Choorun” which was supposed to be the cure for all diseases. Perhaps there are some people who feel that taking out “Yatras’ is the sure shot remedy for all the ills facing the country.

If nothing else, we may at least end up in the Guiness Book of World Records as being the country which has had maximum number of Yatras in a year.

Should one not appeal to both Shri Advani and Shri Anna Hazare to take care of their health and not to overstrain themselves by taking such long avoidable journeys."

One dark night in Rourkela forty years back....

Like most of my service colleagues, I too went through an amazing array of administrative experiences during the first two years of my service career. That is when after the initial training, an IAS officer is given his first posting as an SDO/SDM/Sub-Collector. I was posted in Rourkela in Orissa in my second Sub-Divison in 1971-1972. With the passage of time, the memories of that year had startted fading. Till two days age when I received an email from Prasanna Misra, who was the Additional District Magistrate of Rourkela during that year. He has sent me an extract from his blog "JITAMANYU" which I am reproducing below with his kind permission

"HOW GAS LEAK IN ROURKELA WAS HANDLED
Nearly forty years ago, in the early seventies, I was in Rourkela as the Additional District Magistrate. Kanwal Jeet Singh Chatrath was the SDO, Panposh. His house was just at the back of our house; or, rather, our house was just behind his house. It was around eleven in the evening when I was forced out of my bed one day to respond to some commotion very close to the window of our bedroom. I saw around twenty persons led by Chatrath. They spoke to me agitatedly on something while pointing out to the sky with specks of dark cloud. Though listening to the visitors, I was in deep sleep and nothing got registered in my mind. I returned to my bedroom abruptly without any response from my side and realised that Chatrath was nice enough to take the crowd back to wherever it had come from. Back on bed, I tried to sleep again; but could not. Went out to see in the sky the spectacle that was being shown in vain to me by the visitors. Our houses in Uditnagar being close to the steel plant one always saw the glow of bright lights of the steel mill illuminating the low heights of the night sky above. I saw huge moving columns of dark cloud emanating from the factory premises. There was smell of a chemical, somewhat irritating. My heart sank; sleep had vanished. I set myself on a mission mode all to myself. My telephone was the only tool to fight the emergency. There was no response from nearly twenty relevant numbers I contacted. People were in deep sleep or even if some one was not, preferred not to take the call. At last, one kind soul responded, around one in the morning. Mr. Ramesh Pant, a senior Engineer of the steel mill was a close friend. He promised to look into the problem. Most employees of the steel mill lived in the steel township, away from the factory and had not encountered the gas. After about an hour Mr. Pant called back. The problem had been fixed; emission of gas had stopped. I thanked myself; did not like to wake up Chatrath. Kept the development to myself. Mr Pant had explained to me what went wrong that night.

Sulphur is used for production of sulphuric acid that is required for production of ammonium sulphate and for pickling of cold rolled coil in the steel mill. Sulphur gets converted to sulphuric acid through contact process comprising three stages. First stage is the burning of sulphur in air to make sulphur dioxide gas. This gets converted in the second stage to sulphur trioxide with vanadium oxide acting as catalyst. The catalyst does not work in temperature below 400 degrees Celsius. They do the conversion at a temperature of 450 degree Celsius. In the final stage, sulphur trioxide is first absorbed into concentrated sulphuric acid producing a thick fuming liquid called oleum, which then is mixed with great care with water to produce sulphuric acid. The sulphur trioxide is not mixed directly with pure water to avoid a highly exothermic reaction, which would produce a fine mist of sulphuric acid that is difficult to condense and could escape to pollute the air. Strict limitations are set on the release of sulphur dioxide gas into the air as a waste product as the gas contributes to global warming and causes acid rain.

In the night shift of that fateful day, somehow the acid circulation pump failed to function that stopped circulation of 98% sulphuric acid required for absorption of sulphur trioxide and sulphur dioxide gases. Evidently this failure led to escaping of the sulphur trioxide and sulphur dioxide fumes into the atmosphere causing irritation to the public and workers in the steel mill. The effect was more pronounced in Uditnagar area as wind was blowing in that direction. When the problem was fixed, the sulphuric acid plant was stopped and gradually atmosphere was cleared of the polluting fumes.

The next morning I received a long wireless message in which government’s grave anxiety over the leakage of gas had been expressed and I was asked why I had not reported this to the government and also to indicate the latest position. I informed the government how the situation was tackled in that night itself. I still feel it is better to handle many things single handed for quicker and effective solution. If possible, we should avoid disturbing people while they are in sleep and thereby avoid panic and confusion. There are however occasions when we need collective action and we even have to ask people to vacate their homes, even at night; but a civilian should exercise his discretion on case to case basis as each case is different from the other. He should not associate others with the primary aim of passing on the buck. He should not also show off saying “he did it alone”. He is paid for doing it. We need not deploy a battalion of sepoys to scare a jackal. I am laughing while I write humorously that my good friend Kanwal Jeet should not have disturbed my sleep that night. He should have allowed me to inhale sulphur dioxide and sulphur trioxide gases for a few more hours."


I thanked Shri Prasanna Misra for his nice write-up and have added a P.S. to his blog:


"PS:
Do you remember Sir, that next day early in the morning the dashing Collector/DM of the district (Mr. Ashok Mubayi) drove from his headquarter 100 kms away straight to my house. He asked me to narrate what had happened. After I finished he asked "So, what do you plan to do". I told him point blank that I was going to issue a Show Cause notice u/s 133 of the Cr.P.C. by name and by designation to the top man of the Rourkela Steel Plant Dr. PL Agarwal".

"Hmmm" said the Collector and asked me if I knew that Dr. Agarwal was equivalent in rank to an Additional Secretary of Government of India. No Sir, I said and added that it did not make any difference to the alleged criminal liablity of a person.

The Collector came closer to me, patted me on the back and said "You know since Prasanna is the senior most govt. official in Rourkela, I will let him handle this matter." And then said, "Come let us go to Prasanna's house and have some coffee there."

"Anna above Parliament" ??????????


"Anna above Parliament"-Team Anna member Arvind Kejrival defends activist's extreme ways (news item in the The Daily Post, Chandigarh, October 10, 2011)


I dont know about the others, but being as much of a citizen of India as Mr. Anna Hazare is, I find this stand totally unacceptable.

Saturday, October 8, 2011

Temples of love

Khajuraho Temples in Madhya Pradesh are one of the most popular tourist destinations in India. The largest group of medieval Hindu and Jain temples, these are famous for their erotic sculptures, writes K. J. S. Chatrath

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2011/20111009/spectrum/index.htm

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Food Street, Chandigarh

"Why can't prices at Night Food Street be affordable", asks the Hon'ble High Court of Punjab & Haryana*




*Source: The Indian Express, December 21, 2010

Steve Jobs - RIP

I found this quote interesting:

"Three apples have changed the world. One seduced Eve. Second awakened Newton.
The third one was in the hands of Jobs"

Monday, October 3, 2011

'Calamity Tourism'

'Referring to new concepts such as rural tourism and ethnic tourism, Samal said there was nothing wrong in debating the pros and cons of introducing "calamity tourism". "Let's look at it in a positive way," he said.'

(Shri Prafulla Samal is the Honourable Minister Tourism, Orissa)

Mahatma

Anna Hazare's followers have decided to call him "Mahatma Anna Hazare" now onwards, says a news item....

Who knows we may soon have Mahatma Arvind Kejrival, Mahatma (Ms) Kiran Bedi, Mahatma Santosh Hegde, Mahatma Prashant Bhushan, Mahatma Shanti Bhushan... ...

Om Shanti, Shanti....

I had an account with the ICICI bank. Every time I would go to their Branch, I would come back fuming at their amazing level of inefficiency. So preferring peace of mind to scoring a point, I closed my account and all my dealings with that Bank.

Well almost, as I continued taking ICICI-Lombard travel insurance whenever I went abroad. As the travels went off well, so ther was never any occassion to deal with that Bank. Till recently.

Last month I went on a somewhat ambitious travelling plan to undertake a long Trans-Siberian train journey. As in the past, I took the ICICI-Lombard travel Insurance.

But this time my luck ran out and my passport was stolen at St. petersburg, Russia. I could not proceed further and had to return back to India. Since my travel insurance policy covered "loss of a passport", I sent the relevant documentation to the Insurer. They just refused to acknowledge half a dozen emails and pretended that they had not received my documents sent by Speed Post. It is only when I threatened to take the matter to the IRDA that they acknowledged my mail and asked for further documentation.

In the end, after umpteen emails, this morning, I had a ray of hope when I receved an email from them informing me happily that my claim had been approved. That improved my mood. Till I got another mail from them asking on which address should they send the cheque for USD 12.20. Yes that is the amount they were going to offer to me for loss of passport.

I kept my cool and I have just sent them a mail:


"I regret that I am unable to accept this generosity.

Please give this amount of US dollars 12.20 to ICICI-Lombard Staff Welfare Association.

Of course I will never have any dealings with ICICI-Lombard for the rest of my life and this is what I will advise my friends and well-wishers also....KJS Chatrath"