'The biggest race in human history' - by K J S Chatrath

The race has begun. The biggest race in human history has begun. It is for finding a cure to Covid-19. Who so ever wins this race will get billions of dollars in royalty and prizes, and one is sure, Nobel Prize for Medicine too. This has made the race very keenly fought.

Various countries too are in the race. France is testing, much to the delight of the smokers around the world, if putting nicotine in human body helps.

Many non-scientists too seem to be trying hard to come out with innovative solutions. You know what I mean, no?

Bacchus lovers everywhere are convinced that drinking in right quantity regularly would kill the virus, or at least make it friendly to those who drink. Now the issue of research is finding that elusive right quantity.

One is sure that Yoga experts are searching for the right yogic exercises to help subdue the naughty virus. There is no news yet, but one does hope that ‘Baba’ Ramdev Ji would come up with something for the benefit of humanity.

Some are of the view that one must fall back on spirituality to be able to overcome this scourge. All eyes are on ‘Sri Sri’ Ravi Shankar Ji in this regard.

Some IT minded experts are convinced that having battled various viruses for decades, Mr. Bill Gates and his Microsoft will come out with an appropriate software, or, would it be Apple with a more sophisticated and considerably more expensive solution?

Some believers (in the aliens have visited earth in the past theories) are sure that we will get help from aliens in this hour of need. ‘UFO Hunter’ has put up a  clip on the Youtube ‘showing’ aliens leaving earth in their space ship having become terrified of Covid.

Another suggestion has been to go to ‘future’ (one does that so easily in  movies) pluck the formula of Covid Eliminator Vaccine, return back to ‘present’ and bingo- get the vaccine prepared in huge quantities in India (where else?)of course!

Learned people are scanning old treatises to locate the clues given in there. And ofcourse new interpretations are being given to what Nostradamus wrote centuries ago.

Have I left out any important area?

One thing is sure, whosover wins this race will go down in the history of humankind as a great benefactor and would gain sincere thanks and gratitude of the entire world.

However in the meantime, please follow the lockdown instructions scrupulously and maintain social distancing.

We shall surely overcome, soon….