'Non-news on some News TV Channels' by K.J.S.Chatrath

'Biggest celebrity murder', shouts one channel.

'Lady kills sister', shrieks the other channel.

'No it was not sister but her daughter that was killed', blasts the third one.

Names of Peter Mukherjea, Indrani Mukherji, Mikhail Bora and Sanjay Khanna are thrown up in the war of the channels.

Relax.Relax. A crime is alleged to have been committed.

Let the law take its course.

No. The nation does NOT want to know the day to day details.

I have decided NOT to watch 'Times Now' and NDTV news channels henceforth.

I am going back to Doordarshan News.

"I am 1,000 plus, says Anaap-Shnap.blogspot.in" by K.J.S.Chatrath

It looks like yesterday when I was sitting in a coffee shop with friends Supreet Dhiman and A.P. Singh, discussing various things in a light hearted manner. The talk turned and twisted and turned around. At the end of it we got up with the decision that I should start a blog and name it as anaap-shnaap.

I got into it with gusto and my blogs started coming out at great speed. These blogs have been generally brief.

I am happy to share that this is the 1,000th blog.

How to describe these blogs? Acidic, bullshit, cartoons, hard hitting, irrelevant, irreverent, pjs, with pun, pungent, silly, spicy, stupid, suggestive, thought provoking, tongue in cheek, unsparing, uninspiring, etc.? You decide.

My request to those who have not yet subscribed to it - please do so. It is free, without obligation and one can unsubscribe any time one wants to.

One of my favourites- Godfather ya Godfather ka Baap!

'Sanjay Dutt Gets 30-Day Parole for Daughter's Nose Surgery'- news Now this is becoming too much....by K.J.S.Chatrath

'Sanjay Dutt Gets 30-Day Parole for Daughter's Nose Surgery'- news

Now this is becoming too much....

Later....

It is an interesting precedent. Now convicted accused will just have to convince their close relatives to get a nose job done in order to obtain a parole......

'Pappa, Pappu & Air-India' by K.J.S.Chatrath

Pappa: (Reading the newspaper aloud) A railway officer is going to run the Air-India....

Pappu: So what Pappa?

Pappa: Railways and airplanes two totally different things.

Pappu: Sirf speed ka hi to difference hai Pappa! Otherwise both are running at a loss!

Bhaiyo aur Behno Achay Din Aa gaye Hain- 'Onion prices shoot up to Rs 80 a kg'

Bhaiyo aur Behno Achay Din Aa gaye Hain- 'Onion prices shoot up to Rs 80 a kg'- news

'Pappa, Pappu & government schools' by K.J.S.Chatrath

Pappa: (Reading aloud the newspaper)- 'Honourable Allahabad High Court orders UP officials, politicians to send their kids to government primary schools'
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Allahabad-HC-orders-UP-officials-politicians-to-send-their-kids-to-government-primary-schools/articleshow/48531053.cms

Pappu: You mean I will have sons of the Hon'ble State Ministers and Deputy Commissioner in my class?

Pappa: Yes son, that is true.

Pappu: Pappa, would this order also apply to the wards of the judicial officers?

Pappa: Quiet. Go and finish your school homework.

‘Tere hoye savere darshan aj din vadhiya lang ju ga'- song

One of my all time favourite songs ‘Tere hoye savere darshan aj din vadhiya lang ju ga’ by Jassi Sidhu.

The lover says that he has had a chance to see his beloved in the morning, so his day is going to be great.

Simple lyrics and peppy Punjabi music.

Oye Balle Balle ji.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AVfv0ZuOBA)