Wednesday, August 26, 2015

'Sanjay Dutt Gets 30-Day Parole for Daughter's Nose Surgery'- news Now this is becoming too much....by K.J.S.Chatrath

'Sanjay Dutt Gets 30-Day Parole for Daughter's Nose Surgery'- news

Now this is becoming too much....

Later....

It is an interesting precedent. Now convicted accused will just have to convince their close relatives to get a nose job done in order to obtain a parole......

Friday, August 21, 2015

'Pappa, Pappu & Air-India' by K.J.S.Chatrath

Pappa: (Reading the newspaper aloud) A railway officer is going to run the Air-India....

Pappu: So what Pappa?

Pappa: Railways and airplanes two totally different things.

Pappu: Sirf speed ka hi to difference hai Pappa! Otherwise both are running at a loss!


Thursday, August 20, 2015

Bhaiyo aur Behno Achay Din Aa gaye Hain- 'Onion prices shoot up to Rs 80 a kg'

Bhaiyo aur Behno Achay Din Aa gaye Hain- 'Onion prices shoot up to Rs 80 a kg'- news


'Pappa, Pappu & government schools' by K.J.S.Chatrath

Pappa: (Reading aloud the newspaper)- 'Honourable Allahabad High Court orders UP officials, politicians to send their kids to government primary schools'
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Allahabad-HC-orders-UP-officials-politicians-to-send-their-kids-to-government-primary-schools/articleshow/48531053.cms

Pappu: You mean I will have sons of the Hon'ble State Ministers and Deputy Commissioner in my class?

Pappa: Yes son, that is true.

Pappu: Pappa, would this order also apply to the wards of the judicial officers?

Pappa: Quiet. Go and finish your school homework.

Wednesday, August 19, 2015

‘Tere hoye savere darshan aj din vadhiya lang ju ga'- song

One of my all time favourite songs ‘Tere hoye savere darshan aj din vadhiya lang ju ga’ by Jassi Sidhu.

The lover says that he has had a chance to see his beloved in the morning, so his day is going to be great.

Simple lyrics and peppy Punjabi music.

Oye Balle Balle ji.

(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AVfv0ZuOBA)

Tuesday, August 18, 2015

'Come on Sambalpur!' by K.J.S.Chatrath

Lok Mahotsav, Sambalpur. Photo source Wikipedia (Aloke Panigrahi).

I spent close to two decades in Odisha, including three years in Sambalpur. It is a district famous for Sambalpuri Sarees and the mighty Hirakud Dam is located here.

I love Odisha- it culture, its food et al. I am dismayed to note that Sambalpur town has been rated as 467th in the list of cleanest 476 A-Category cities in the country.

Come on Odisha.

Come on Sambalpur.

Clean it up and show the country what people of Sambalpur can do!

'Priyanka's house to have Dharamshala slate on roof' - Is this news 'The Tribune Chandigarh' by K.J.S.Chatrath

"Priyanka's house to have Dharamshala slate on roof" says a big headline in The Tribune dated 9th August, 2015.

Now is this news The Tribune? Who is Priyanka Gandhi Vadra and do you think that readers are bothered weather she puts tin sheets or slate on her roof?

Come on. Grow up and improve your news selection 'The Tribune'!